It Was a Stinky Night

I feel like POO!

A big pile of POO as a matter of fact.

 

I finally caught the flu that has been floating around my

family for about the past month.

Work sent me home early, so all I did was sleep for like 24 hours.

Sleep that is until I heard fire engines roaring down the road.

I happened to have our whole house fan on,

so it was pulling in the nice smoke smell.

Apparently there was a house fire a couple miles down

the road from my house.

 

Because I felt so bad I said to myself
"Self, go back to sleep.  If the fires coming your way

Firemen will evacuate you.  To which I replied to myself,

Okay, no problem."

And back to sleep I went.

 

Shortly after that I awoke to the wretched smell

of a skunk.  I don't know if the fire scared it this way

and the dogs bugged it, but it sprayed right outside my

bedroom window and boy did it smell terrible.

 

Via

This is what I felt was happening outside my window.

 

I'll tell you what, I will take working any day over:

1.  Feeling stinky

2.  Smoke stink

3.  Skunk stink

 

Have you been in any stinky situations lately?